“Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space” —Evan Esar
“Unconditional love is loving your kids for who they are, not for what they do … it isn’t something you will achieve every minute of every day. But it is the thought we must hold in our hearts every day” —Stephanie Marston
“There is no such thing as “fun for the whole family” —Jerry Seinfeld
“In family life, love is the oil that eases friction, the cement that binds closer together, and the music that brings harmony” —Eva Burrows
“The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy” —Sam Levenson
“None but a mule denies his family” —Moroccan proverb
“Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.” —Bill Cosby
“Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.” —Robert Frost
“My kids say if there’s any family dinner that doesn’t result in somebody crying, it’s not a good dinner. They cry because it helps relieve them of a guilt or some onerous emotional burden. It’s like a family tradition” —William Shatner
“A tree without roots will fall over” –-unknown
“Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples” —Unknown
“This packrat has learned that what the next generation will value most is not what we owned, but the evidence of who we were and the tales of how we loved. In the end, it’s the family stories that are worth the storage” —Ellen Goodman
“A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold” –-Ogden Nash
“Generations pass like leaves fall from our family tree. Each season new life blossoms and grows benefiting from the strength and experience of those who went before” —Heidi Swapp
“Parents are not interested in justice; they’re interested in peace and quiet” –-Bill Cosby
