10 Halloween Costumes You Probably Don’t Want Your Kids to Wear

Halloween costumes not for kids

Happy Halloween 2013! I hope that you have some wonderful plans for this evening . Halloween is one of my favorite holidays…the candy, the ghost stories and spooky music, and who can forget the costumes. Halloween is my favorite holiday because you get to see just how creative (or uncreative) your neighbors, friends, family, and coworkers can really get with their costumes.  I’ve seen some really good ones and I’ve seen some very questionable ones in my time.

While searching the internet for a creative costume for myself, I came across a few pretty interesting costumes.  Below I have listed 10 Halloween of the most creative, humorous and highly inappropriate costumes that I found online. You probably shouldn’t dress your kids in any of these.

Warning: This post is for grown-up eyes only and is not workplace friendly!

10. A Couple of Boobs

Couple

9. Moose Knuckle Fat Elvis

FatElvis

8. Wonder (Why) Woman

WonderWoman

7. The Human Kool-Aid Man

KoolAidMan

6. Aging Hooters Girls

HootersGirls

5. Geriatric Spider Man

SpiderMan

4. (Trouser) Snake Charmer

SnakeCharmer

3. The Little (Trojan) Man

Trojan

2. Nudist Family Picture

NudistFamily

1. Special Delivery

SpecialDelivery

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